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One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
http://www.folklore.bc.ca/Onefineday.htm
There are many versions, I just chose the first one. I heard it first without the second and third paragraphs in someone's sleepywood.net forum signature. It's my favorite poem/story of all time. Well, not really. But I still like it.
My version is: [I put together different lines and modified some]
One bright morning at midnight,
Two dead boys rose up to fight.
Back to back, facing each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A mute onlooker shrieked in fright,
And a lame man danced to the ghastly sights.
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked right through the missing wall,
Fell in a dry ditch and splashed them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Got his gun and stabbed the boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
Which do you like better?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hoboes and Tramps
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss...
The crime that has never been committed.
______________________________
Hobey-ho, Pandu.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
http://www.folklore.bc.ca/Onefineday.htm
There are many versions, I just chose the first one. I heard it first without the second and third paragraphs in someone's sleepywood.net forum signature. It's my favorite poem/story of all time. Well, not really. But I still like it.
My version is: [I put together different lines and modified some]
One bright morning at midnight,
Two dead boys rose up to fight.
Back to back, facing each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A mute onlooker shrieked in fright,
And a lame man danced to the ghastly sights.
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked right through the missing wall,
Fell in a dry ditch and splashed them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Got his gun and stabbed the boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
Which do you like better?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hoboes and Tramps
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss...
The crime that has never been committed.
______________________________
Hobey-ho, Pandu.
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