Random Junk: August 2006

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

=O

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We went to Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk and the Mystery Spot. You noobs.

STFU.

=D

Lol.

Uhhhh....

Yeah.
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Hobey-ho, Pandu.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

LEVEL 19 WOOT

Yep.




Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
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Hobey-ho, Pandu.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Lolz

I am a level 17 beginner in Maplestory. NewNewb. Khaini.
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OMG HAX

Thursday, August 10, 2006

OMG HAX

Who noticed the new layout? Well, it's pretty much done. Just a few tweaks here and there, and voila!

"Scheduled outage at 4:00PM PDT." - Blogger peoplez
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Hobey-ho, Pandu.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Lol

One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!


http://www.folklore.bc.ca/Onefineday.htm

There are many versions, I just chose the first one. I heard it first without the second and third paragraphs in someone's sleepywood.net forum signature. It's my favorite poem/story of all time. Well, not really. But I still like it.

My version is: [I put together different lines and modified some]

One bright morning at midnight,
Two dead boys rose up to fight.
Back to back, facing each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A mute onlooker shrieked in fright,
And a lame man danced to the ghastly sights.

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked right through the missing wall,
Fell in a dry ditch and splashed them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Got his gun and stabbed the boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!


Which do you like better?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hoboes and Tramps

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss...
The crime that has never been committed.

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Hobey-ho, Pandu.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Harry Potter 6

We finally got it!

WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT
YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
U-NO-POO-
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION
THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!



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Hobey-ho, Pandu.


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