Random Junk: January 2006

So. Hm. Bored.
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-Arthur Schopenhauer
The post create page is weird. Anyway. I have 30 stars in SM64DS and beat Bowser twice. So now I'm going to go get Luigi if the boos and horror-ness don't get me first.

Edit (5:48) ~ Oops, I meant 31 stars. Sorry.
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... and his brother POOP. So FART and POOP arranged to meet at a big fat huge thick ass tree. POOP arrived and was walking around the tree waiting for FART, who later came and started walking around looking for POOP. Just by conincidink [lol], they were on opposite sides of the tree, which blocked POOP from seeing FART, and vice versa. Now FART stopped and turned around, at the same time POOP did. They sat down, both saying: "Where is he?" "Where is he?" So since their voices drowned out each other's, they still didn't hear each other. POOP and FART both screamed: "WHAT THE HELL?!" "WHAT THE HELL?!" So later, a bored crazy murderous hysterical insane frenzious murderer woodcutter was running with an axe and chopped down the tree. "Oh." "Oh." So finally, after seventy-two years, four months, six days, thirteen hours, fifty-one minutes, sixteen seconds, forty milliseconds, and two nanoseconds, FART and POOP found each other.

The End"
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Doom. Yeah. Uh. Yeah. Doom. That order.
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We played speedball today, which is like soccer. It was fun. I was on defense and managed to whack the ball across the field halfway. So now I was playing runescape but I think I have to sleep... Yeah.
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Skip this [Shame on you, honor the guy!]

"I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we've come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's children.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.

The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.

We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.

We cannot turn back.

There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, 'When will you be satisfied?' We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream.

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest -- quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning:

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.

Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of
Pennsylvania.

Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!
Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/Ihaveadream.htm

You see, I can ALMOST play that ALMOST.

If I play It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year slowly, I cannot play it as it is too difficult to keep tempo and I can think, which messes me up. If I play it quickly, I don't have time to think so I don't mess up, however I am at my limit of hand motion speed, so that means that I mess up even though I can't. Lol. That means medium? No. Slow = medium. See above. Doom.
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Questions:
What is K on the periodic table?
How many stars are there in Super Mario 64 DS?
How many spikes does bowser have on his shell in Super Smash Bros. Melee?

I'm going to play runescape. But first:

-Yesterday Stanley, Caitlin [spelling unsure], and Connor came over. Fun fun. But we only had 3 controllers because Stanley's dad took away his. Hm.
-Today I posted here.

Edit (11:52) ~ I think I finished my book report.
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of the past few days.

1-10-06 : Some asshole put a link of inappropriate content on my blog. Now, as fellow citizaens, by viewing this blog, you agree to the following terms and conditions [not really]

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TERMS AND CONDITIONS [not really.]

Haha. Anyway. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Uh. [formal legal stuffs even though this is a joke] By viewing this blog [the Blog] and using its services [services] you agree to the following terms and conditions:

One (1) : You shall not comment a link to inappropriate content on the Blog.

Two (2) : You shall not hack into the Blog.

Three (3) : You shall not blame your score of 18:26 on the Blog.

Four (4) : You shall not break or bend the Terms and Conditions.

Five (5) : You will stab yourself in the gut if you have broken the aforementioned condition known as One (1).
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The end. Haha

1-11-06 : We had no mile run, but the boys in the locker room *glare* were screaming. We had to run anyway. Endurance.

1-12-06 : Mile run.

1-13-06 : I got hit by three spiny shells in one race in MKDS. Insane. As usual. My sister got mad at me for getting a Black Yoshi. DOOM!!!

1-14-06 : Guess what? That day hasn't come yet!
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The title says it all. I haven't posted in a while. SPAM SPAM!!! Bye bye.

Bored. Must sleep

Edit (9:55) ~ Hello. See the blog title? It's misleading.
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Questions:
-This is a math problem.
x² - 23x = -132
Solve for x.

We had history. That's always bad. At PE, there was an asshole. I also got tired. I forgot my PE clothes at school. Stanley was singing annoying music. Connor still wasn't at school. I might have detention every day from now on because we have to be on time to 7th period. Isn't it good enough for them that I have great grades and am a nice person with a temper problem? And it's their fault that I'm late! They put me with a bad schedule and made me run around campus like a maniac! And I didn't even get to take my anger out on everyone else by attempting - yes, attempting - to annoy everyone by squeezing my water bottle, making annoying noises. Hmph. Idiots. In Mario Kart DS, I lost too many times in Wi-Fi, and my sister is playing loud music and yelling at me. And just to top it all off, I seem to have a virus. Bloodhoud.Exploit.56. To avoid further problems with today, I'm turning the computer off and sitting and reading. No one will find any fault with that... right? =(

Edit (10:55) ~ Sleep now.


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Hobey-ho, Pandu.

Ouch. Leg still hurts. Ow. Hmmm.... Nothing much happened today. I started reading Jacob Have I Loved.
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I forgot to mention that yesterday my sister reversed all of my clothes in my closet while I was taking a shower... and today I banged my legs really hard... Ouch ouch owww ow!!! Ouch!!! Ow!!! Ouch ow ow ouch!!!!!!!! uhh

Edit (12:14) ~ My clock is inaccurate. It's slow by many seconds...
http://www.timeanddate.com/time/leapseconds.html

Edit (12:31) ~ Oh no! Leap seconds are life threatening!
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05210/545823.stm

Edit (3:47) ~ Watched The Italian Job... Good movie. I'm going to change my template back...
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