Random Junk: March 2006

In other words, touch me and face the consequences. I will chase you. Not that that's much to be worried about. Firstly, you who are reading this are mainly people who don't live anywhere near me, and I can't run well. Yep. It rained today so the fitness mile will be put off a day or two. Technically, two or three, since tomorrow is the Endurance run, so we can't do it tomorrow. Uhhh....

So I have to eat now and I'll do reading journal after.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock

... Wait. It's not Christmas. But it will be! Only about two hundred fifty four years, and nine months to go!

Here's a modified conversation. [I forgot the exact words]

" Do you mind telling me why they're running? "
" 'Cuz they're fat. "
" Oh, so they have to lose weight. [running = excercise = lose weight] "

Ok, the end. Uhhh....
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I just remembered! I haven't played on my sister's DS today! [or mine]
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Hobey-ho, Pandu.

I saw someonoe wearing a Geek Squad shirt today. It was white and black and orange. Uh-huh. So yeah. I'm bored.
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Hobey-ho, Pandu.

Boredom. Uh-huh. I should make some deviations.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6691715447887982465&q=forest+fire
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6244406983678089170&q=fire+fun
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-342241958568367811&q=fire+fun
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6814709048328815444&q=fire
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8226515582407257999&q=fire
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8984337744185770297&q=fire+fun

I think this is why that house set on fire a few dozen months ago. [a.k.a. years] I can't remember the exact date.
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Hobey-ho, Pandu.

Hmmmmm.....
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Obviously, it's not the one with a last name that starts with W and lives in Kansas. Duh. So yeah. Weekend. Woohoo. Uh-huh. I have homework. I liked elementary school better. We had no weekend homework. But now we do.

If you've read the Westing Game, you know I have malicious intent if I give someone a striped candle in a gift-wrapped box with golden ribbons for their wedding. Boom!

Edit (4:38) ~ Based on a true story.

Once, a long time ago, there was a powerful race of spoons. They formed a civilization in ancient Rome, several hundred years before the first humans. So later, some left. They formed a new civilization in a land where they had berries everywhere. Soon, they evolved into the ancestors of the ancestors of primates. They evolved into the ancestors of humans and the ancestors of chimapnzees. They became humans and chimps. The humans spread across the Earth. Meanwhile, the spoons back in Rome evolved. The became a spiked race of the forgotten skrimpos. Some spoons still existed, and they moved to Taiwan. The humans took them as slaves. The skrimpos developed writing. Their spiked heads allowed them to grab others to use as pencils. Soon, they evolved again. Slowly, some grew horns. They became known as the superior forons. The skrimpos were wiped out. The forons soon found a treasure - metal boxes galore! They ate them alive. Soon, they turned into metal. Their horns and spikes straightened and they turned into forks. The spoons, meanwhile, made a revolution and floated to Japan - more metal boxes. They turned themselves into metal. The spoons, apes, humans, and forks spread across the globe, wiping everything out. They ate knives, so to this day, the ratio of fork to knife is 41:3.

Edit (4:55) ~ I made this. It shows the (It's a joke) evolution of the spoon. The weird creature shape is a chimp. To the right of it is a human. To the right of it is a demonic gorilli.


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Hobey-ho, Pandu.