Random Junk: The Rules of Life

The website for your each and every need! Or at least every other one. Random Junk! © cuckooman4
If one of those needs is awesome scripts for Interactive Buddy, click here.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

The Rules of Life

Hyneman's Law of Buttered Toast
When buttered, dropped toast is more likely to land buttered side up because of the dented shape.


The Distributive Property
a(b+c) = ab+ac


The Law of Universal Remote Controls
A universal remote control allows you to remotely control your universe.


Newton's First Law of Motion
An object will stay at rest or move at a constant speed in a straight line unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.


The Law of Teachers
The teacher is always wrong. When teacher is right, see previous sentence.

______________________________
Uhh.... hi.
Posted By Pandu at 8:14 PM
Comments [4]

Comments:

Post a Comment

I'm so gangsta I comment myself yo

Posted by Blogger Pandu at 8/10/06 8:28 PM

  

:o

That buttered toast one is very fascinating.

But since when were teachers right?

Posted by Blogger mickey the wicked at 9/10/06 3:32 PM

  

lol you got temp banned from sw.. and where have you been in ms?

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous at 12/10/06 5:23 PM

  

Presenting....Completely idiotic moments in history:




October 12, 2006
I only got to shoot once in archery today 'cause Mr. Goulding shot an arrow and we spent all period looking for it.

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG


That concludes.....Completely idiotic moments in history.

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous at 12/10/06 9:14 PM

  
Post a Comment


This page is powered by Blogger.
Nothing is here. Move along.